I always thought that was weird looking hair.

NEWSFLASH!!

ON THIS DAY: Your favorite deaf and blind person learns the word “water”!!!!

It wasn’t until April 5, 1887, when Anne took Helen to an old pump house that Helen finally understood that everything has a name. Sullivan put Helen’s hand under the stream and began spelling “w-a-t-e-r” into her palm, first slowly, then more quickly.

I’m not “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob”. I’m “Team Helen”.

So you got a fancy new blog at Blogpress or maybe even Wordpress, now what? You need to add a fancy new “Donate” button because of course people will want to just throw money at you. They will like your content which normally is about “how awful your day was” or “how you get an awesome deal at JCPenny today” SO much they will just send you money! Why wouldn’t they? I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THEY WOULDN’T!!

There are several ways to do this. You could do a traditional Paypal Button but that is too common and unoriginal. You need to be more tricky and disguise your approach. Try something like “Buy me a Coffee” or “Buy me a Drink”, “Like What You See” or “Support the Author”.

Unfortunately, I have some bad news. NEWSFLASH: NO ONE CARES OR WILL EVER DONATE. So despite all of this, I thought of a better approach.

Motivational Poster: Security

Found in the room I’m staying in. I had to do something about it.